In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.
Anything on the ground is a toy. Anything not there yet soon will be.
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.
Purrs and meows massage the heart.W. L. George
Mama, if you really loved you, you'd let me deep-fry the poodle.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.
Cats are emotionally honest. Humans may hide their feelings; cats do not!
Cats have delicate constitutions, but you've never seen one suffer from insomnia.
My boyfriend said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
Variety is the spice of life. Cats ignore people one day and annoy them the next.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Anyone who considers protocol important has never dealt with a cat.
Cats know how to feel. They don't care, but they know.
What are cat diapers called? PamPurrs.
Dogs eat. Cats dine.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
The cat could be man's best friend ... but would never stoop to it.
Cats care. They wake us up 20 minutes before the alarm goes off so we can get to the office on time.
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
Scold a cat ... and she will file that away for future reference.
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine and the hearth in foul weather.
A cat accepts the comforts but rejects the bonds of domesticity.
Cats were put on earth to erase the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Cat: a beating heart and an angel's soul covered in fur.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Meow is like aloha. It can mean anything.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to first remove the cat.
The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. French proverb
If stretching were wealth, the can would be rich. African proverb
The cat is nature's beauty. French proverb
A person without a cat or dog is a scoundrel. Portuguese proverb
